04/16/2012 03:58 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Rock, Paper, Scissors: A Dialogue -- Part Six


All this time, you have secretly known exactly what you need. And that is to watch inanimate objects discuss the meaning of existence. Your life is filled with so many deep philosophical questions, and it might be humbling to know that a rock, a piece of paper and a pair of scissors struggle with the same big issues you do.

In this episode, Scissors is on the defensive big time as Rock weighs in on non-attachment and letting go. Paper takes Rock's side, and things could get ugly here. Join the discussion!

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