05/08/2012 04:27 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Rock, Paper, Scissors: A Dialogue -- Part Eight


So, you often find yourself wondering about why we are all here and what it all means. Well, you are not alone, because a rock, a piece of paper and a pair of scissors wonder those same things. Join them as they get deeper into the debate about desire and happiness. In this episode, cynical Scissors finds out that there might be some actual techniques he can use to live in the moment. But as Rock and Paper point out: There's a catch. Find out what it is as the three most neurotic inanimate objects in the universe talk it all through.

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