If The Democratic Primary Were a Movie, Hillary Would Be... The Sequel!

Shattered Glory: The Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan Story: Jeff Gillooly.
01/28/2009 02:24 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Two weeks ago I cast the Clintonator. After Indiana and North Carolina, it looks like she refuses to call "cut." Time for the sequel:

A Cry in the Dark: The dingo that ate Meryl Streep's baby.

Poseidon: The entire movie.

Alien: The alien.

Dirty Dancing: The guy who put Baby in the corner.

Shattered Glory: The Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan Story: Jeff Gillooly.

28 Days Later: Not the rage-fueled, cannibalistic zombies who walk the earth without a soul or a conscience. The virus that turns everyone into rage-fueled, cannibalistic zombies who walk the earth without a soul or a conscience.

Weekend at Bernie's: Bernie.