05/16/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Tax Day: A Great Day to Cheat

The Cheater Says: Today is tax day, but, as Leona Helmsley wisely noted, "Only the little people pay taxes."

So, aspiring cheats, lie on your returns. Create fake expenses. Hide money in Delaware and Bermuda and "Special Purpose Entities." Hire KPMG.

If folks as diverse as Willie Nelson and Wesley Snipes can do it, so can you. You can't spell "making millions by cheating on your taxes" without "cheating on your taxes."

And remember this le$$on: They can't catch us all.
Jeff Kreisler's first book, "Get Rich Cheating," from Harper Collins, is now available for pre-order.
"Just by reading this book you'll earn an asterisk next to your name. You'll be laughing all the way to the bank, assuming other cheaters haven't forced it into bankruptcy yet." - Rachel Maddow
"A very funny book with a very timely message" - Terry Jones (Monty Python)