If you ask me, the road to dadhood is much like my recent experience assembling an eight-drawer Ikea dresser for my daughter: The finished product looked really appealing in the store, the directions were hard to follow and the process to completion took a lot more time than I expected.
However, in the end, the results were quite gratifying.
Unfortunately, there's no perfect set of instructions to being a good dad. There are, however, a few simple tips for new dads to make the "assembly" process a tad smoother:
1. Learn to Duck. Sometime during the first year, you're going to start hoisting your kid up on your shoulders to provide a birds' eye view of life. It's a dad ritual. Kids love it. And, sure, it's cute. But do yourself a big favor and remember to duck when you're walking through a doorway. As a bystander who has seen countless new dads come close to beheading their young ones, it's my number one no-no to avoid.
2. Speak Up. You're about to enter a ten- to twelve-year period when your child will actually like the sound of your voice. Following that, you will experience four to six years when even a friendly, "Hi, there!" from your lips will be greeted with the dreaded eye-roll.
Please accept this as an inevitable reality.
Accordingly, you need to do things now to utilize your voice. Like reading stories. This is a win-win proposition in a kid's developmental years. And, it doesn't matter what you read to them --Sports Illustrated, your company newsletter or Men's Health are all fine -- at least early on. Your kid will tell you when he or she is ready for Peter Pan. After realizing I forgot to pack books for my eighteen-month-old son, Kevin, on a cross-country plane trip, I successfully entertained him for nearly four hours with the laminated emergency landing card, the in-flight magazine and the instructions printed on the outside of the barf bag.
It's all in the sound of your voice. Enjoy it before they hate it.
3. Mr. Fix-It. You are the go-to guy when things are broken. You need to get proficient at this because, candidly, if you're not, you'll spend an inordinate amount of money replacing things like dolls (shoulder connections, usually), book covers (clear packing tape works best), zippers on backpacks (try some bar soap on the teeth) or ceramic tea sets from grandma (a dumb gift, no matter how you look at it). Things with kids break often, so, like a Boy Scout, be prepared. In the past, I'd actually put a little dent or crack in a new toy before giving it to one of the kids just to lower their overall expectation of quality and performance. If it's a little broken to begin with, it lessens the blow later on.
One of the hardest things you're going to have to come to terms with -- especially in later years -- is that you can't fix everything. This is a killer reality that you must accept. Things go wrong in life. People are mean. Kids don't get on a team. This is painful, my friend. But, you have to pay close attention to where your kid is in their evolution to adulthood. There's a time to fix, and there's a time when you just need to hug your kid and let them know that you love them and you're sorry they're sad. Learning how to deal with disappointment is a valuable lesson.
4. Home Game. Your ability to spend much time reading may be limited, I get it. But, do yourself a favor and pick up a copy of Michael Lewis's book, Home Game. A couple of my favorite lines include:
"Here is the central mystery of fatherhood, or at any rate my experience of it. How does a man's resentment of this... thing... that lands in his life and instantly disrupts every aspect of it for the apparent worse turn into love?"
"The first rule of fatherhood is that if you don't see what the problem is, you are the problem."
Funny -- and true -- stuff. But if you read nothing else, read Lewis's account of standing watch over his infant son, Walker, when he was back in the hospital with a respiratory problem. Somewhere between pages 156 and 164, you'll find my personal, favorite line in the book:
"After every new child, I learn the same lesson, grudgingly: If you want to feel the way you're meant to feel about the new baby, you need to do the grunt work. It's only in caring for a thing that you become attached to it."
5. Be Available. I'm closing in on twenty-four years of dad-dom. And, I still help with homework, struggle to attend school activities and experience angst while ascertaining whether or not this week's fever merits a visit to the doctor -- or if we just tough it out one more time. The most important thing I can tell you about being a dad is that you need to be available to your child 24/7. Available with your presence. Available emotionally. And, if it's your thing --available spiritually. Be there.
Give it everything you've got. They will feel it and develop a relationship with you that will surpass anything you've ever known.
If you do nothing else, you must master #5.
Above all, don't worry. You may be the kind of guy that likes to read all of the Ikea instructions first. I used to be like that -- including taking a full inventory of every nut, washer, dowel and specialty wrench. In recent years, I've gotten comfortable just digging in and figuring it out along the way. The truth is, both ways have their benefits. Likewise, there's no perfect path to being the dad you want to be. Find your own style and raise your child in the way that is uniquely you.
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