09/21/2010 05:00 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Voyeurs, Exhibitionists Reach Accord

At a closed-door summit meeting held in St. Tropez last weekend, senior voyeurs and their exhibitionist counterparts hammered out a long-overdue cooperative agreement that promises to usher in a new era of mutual satisfaction between the two parties, both of which expressed extreme regret that their common interests were not recognized much, much, sooner. Said one voyeur representative, "Sometimes the answer to a problem is hanging right in front of your face."