03/11/2011 01:55 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

The Smith Family Chronicles 3: "You Will Not Take My Daughter From Me!"

In Episode One of The Smith Family Chronicles, Jane Smith shared with her father something about herself that completely freaked him. In Episode Two, Jane's girlfriend Tracy proved an excellent new housemate.

Luckily for Bob, in this, Episode Three, his wife Betty is unarmed. And yet something tells us, in the end, that the bell has tolled for him.

Tune in right here every Friday morning for a new episode of The Smith Family Chronicles.

The Smith Family Chronicles on Facebook. You can read about why John is doing "The Smith Family Chronicles" on his blog post, "The Secrets We Keep, The Lies We Tell."