THE BLOG
10/31/2014 10:58 am ET Updated Dec 31, 2014

I'm So Blessed!

CATHY! OMG! I am SO sorry for the late reply! I feel horrible that it took me a week and a half to reply to your email! Wait - was that two weeks? What, three? Super sad panda sorry! (Ha ha I saw that on Facebook today). Time goes by so fast! My life is so hectic! I'm in a blender! So many exciting things going on! Things have been crazy! So many projects! So many important meetings! I am just so blessed!

Crazy busy! That's what makes it SO hard for me to reply to the JILLIONS of emails I get DAILY! Phew! I barely have a moment to sit down and think! So, wow, sorry for the late reply, geez, I feel pretty bad but - SMILEY - ack - how do I say this - in the scheme of things, my life is pretty busy and that means my life is probably more important than yours. I have a lot going on and I'm pretty sure that you don't. Oof, hope that didn't come out weird.

Arrgh! Awkward!

But anyway, here I am, responding to your email about - what was it? Your aunt? A job? A vacation? Right, good! Good for you! Man, I wish I could make this email longer but I have a lot of important things to do. You would not believe the important things I have going on. If it's not one project it's another, if it's not one business trip it's another, I just cannot keep up! And the kids!

How do I do it, you might ask? THANK YOU STARBUCKS! Lol!

Love and Light,

Kelly!
xoxoxo

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No, you're right to point out that I don't have kids. I deserved that. And your aunt's death - not funny. My bad. Ugh! When are they going to invent robotic arms so I can do more things at once, I would have replied much sooner! I have so much to do that I need a clone! You are so lucky that your life is so slow and simple, like a Quaker or something! I can't even imagine!

You must love living the slower life. I envy you! Well, be careful what you wish for, right?! I am just so blessed! So blessed and busy! Sometimes I think I should slow down some and enjoy life more but I just have so much to do! Sometimes people ask me, Kelly, how do you get it all done and I just laugh - because I have no idea! I'm like the Energizer Bunny! But honestly, I wish I could be more like you. Living the simple life. I bet you find so much meaning in just like, picking up your kids from school and baking and things or your job or whatever.Jealous!

Love and Light,

Kelly!

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Wow. I'll be honest. The reason that it took me over two weeks to reply to your last email is that I was super duper busy but also, really, really shocked by your tone. Obviously, we have drifted apart. I thought we were friends. If you can't support me and my exciting life then I really think you need to take a yoga class or something. I'm serious. You have time. What I said was a compliment about the Quakers. Did you ever hear that song 'Tis a Gift to be Simple?! I guess not. Well, honestly, I am too busy to continue this conversation. Your negativity is way too negative.

p.s. Yes, I do realize that I post on Facebook a lot - it's called social media? You may have heard of it?

p.p.s. Don't bother replying. I don't have time for this.

Kelly.