CATHY! OMG! I am SO sorry for the late reply! I feel horrible that it took me a week and a half to reply to your email! Wait - was that two weeks? What, three? Super sad panda sorry! (Ha ha I saw that on Facebook today). Time goes by so fast! My life is so hectic! I'm in a blender! So many exciting things going on! Things have been crazy! So many projects! So many important meetings! I am just so blessed!
Crazy busy! That's what makes it SO hard for me to reply to the JILLIONS of emails I get DAILY! Phew! I barely have a moment to sit down and think! So, wow, sorry for the late reply, geez, I feel pretty bad but - SMILEY - ack - how do I say this - in the scheme of things, my life is pretty busy and that means my life is probably more important than yours. I have a lot going on and I'm pretty sure that you don't. Oof, hope that didn't come out weird.
But anyway, here I am, responding to your email about - what was it? Your aunt? A job? A vacation? Right, good! Good for you! Man, I wish I could make this email longer but I have a lot of important things to do. You would not believe the important things I have going on. If it's not one project it's another, if it's not one business trip it's another, I just cannot keep up! And the kids!
How do I do it, you might ask? THANK YOU STARBUCKS! Lol!
Love and Light,
No, you're right to point out that I don't have kids. I deserved that. And your aunt's death - not funny. My bad. Ugh! When are they going to invent robotic arms so I can do more things at once, I would have replied much sooner! I have so much to do that I need a clone! You are so lucky that your life is so slow and simple, like a Quaker or something! I can't even imagine!
You must love living the slower life. I envy you! Well, be careful what you wish for, right?! I am just so blessed! So blessed and busy! Sometimes I think I should slow down some and enjoy life more but I just have so much to do! Sometimes people ask me, Kelly, how do you get it all done and I just laugh - because I have no idea! I'm like the Energizer Bunny! But honestly, I wish I could be more like you. Living the simple life. I bet you find so much meaning in just like, picking up your kids from school and baking and things or your job or whatever.Jealous!
Love and Light,
Wow. I'll be honest. The reason that it took me over two weeks to reply to your last email is that I was super duper busy but also, really, really shocked by your tone. Obviously, we have drifted apart. I thought we were friends. If you can't support me and my exciting life then I really think you need to take a yoga class or something. I'm serious. You have time. What I said was a compliment about the Quakers. Did you ever hear that song 'Tis a Gift to be Simple?! I guess not. Well, honestly, I am too busy to continue this conversation. Your negativity is way too negative.
p.s. Yes, I do realize that I post on Facebook a lot - it's called social media? You may have heard of it?
p.p.s. Don't bother replying. I don't have time for this.