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09/19/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Gingrich vs. Greenpeace... with Bats

There was a glimmer of hope that the planet may still be saved - in a no-holds-barred softball match on the lawns of the Monument, the Greenpeace "Sea Slugs" destroyed Newt Gingrich's "Newt-ralizers" to win the Summer League Championships.

Down by seven, the Sea Slugs rallied a come back in the 4th inning to take out the Gingrich staffers with a 17 to 10 victory. Goes to show that no matter what, evil eventually consumes itself.