06/18/2009 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

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Oh what to do.

You're a lowly CIA interrogator taking the fall because you are at the bottom of the food Cheney.
Turns out, all those "new" and "legal" enhanced techniques you got from the White House way back when, you know, the ones that didn't work the first 80 times you tried them? Well, funny thing is, they weren't all that "new" and they weren't all that "legal."

But how were you to know?

You were just following orders.

Well, before you turned down the thermostat and pulled out that waterboard, you shoulda gone to the website that could have saved your behind.

You know you've seen the ad...