02/01/2013 12:06 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Weeklings! : Beyoncé's Super Bowl Plans (VIDEO)

The Super Bowl is on Sunday, and that is very important news for a certain type of organism I will never understand.

But the relevant story here is that Beyoncé, mother of all things glorious, including Blue Ivy, will perform a decadent halftime show, perhaps with the aid of her former Destiny's Child band members. What's the official setlist? What is her official plan? Not many know -- except me.

In this edition of Weeklings!, join me as I take you step by step through Beyonce's halftime show program. You'll be so enthralled that you may be mesmerized into thinking football is worth understanding.


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