06/21/2013 07:28 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Weeklings : Gay Men, Pick a Celebrity Lesbian Wife! (VIDEO)

Sometimes the Catholic Church is funny (when it's not being horrifyingly tragic). This week, Archibshop Oscar Cruz of the Philippines said he has no problem with gay men marrying lesbians, because, as he put it, "[t]he capacity to consummate the union is there. The anatomy is there." And none of the attraction! Hooray!

Well, I think this idea is kind of awesome. Would you marry a lesbian if you could? What about a celebrity lesbian? Why the hell not?

In this edition of Weeklings!, I pick the best celebrity lesbian brides for myself. There's a lot to choose from! Feel free to disagree and pick from my leftovers. Also, I break down the absurdity and perfection of the name "North West."


You can find previous Weeklings! episodes here.