07/17/2013 09:34 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Weeklings! : How to Celebrate 'Straight Pride Month' (VIDEO)

Happy July -- or as it's now called, Heterosexual Awareness Month! This treasured holiday dates all the way back to June 2012, when a group of smart holiday inventors wanted to give "heterosexuals a voice in the face of growing pressure and indoctrination from the LGBTP community." Ah, heterosexual voices. We can't hear them! Try a higher octave!

Instead of protesting this arguably unnecessary festivity, I've chosen to celebrate it myself. Watch this episode of Weeklings! to learn how we can all join in on straight pride. Breeders, we love you!


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