03/29/2013 01:48 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Weeklings! : One Gay's Advice to All Nine Supreme Court Justices (VIDEO)

We've had a thrilling and exhausting week. With the Proposition 8 and DOMA Supreme Court hearings filling up my news feed (and Facebook feed, pleasantly enough), it's clear to me that gayness and social change are bigger mainstream topics than ever before, which is nice, because it means that we don't have to talk about how awful an album title The 20/20 Experience is. Maybe next week.

Following Tuesday and Wednesday's hearings, I'm approaching all nine Supreme Court justices (yep, one at a time) like a bossy, side-ponytail-sporting 5-year-old offering advice, cynicism, support and even some actual ideas. After a week like this, I'm happy to release some vivacious fury. (Hey, Scalia! I saved an extra minute for you and your Zero Mostel-esque tantrums! Weee!)


You can find previous Weeklings! episodes here.