Sometimes Facebook makes you feel more connected than ever to your friends and family, and sometimes it makes you want to remove yourself from your own personal timeline.
Today, as a public service, I'm counting down the seven types of Facebook statuses that I hate most. Let's retire these once and for all.
Oh, and here's the unlisted #8: announcing that you're leaving Facebook. You think you sound like Dave Chappelle in '04, but you actually sound like David Caruso in '94.
You can find previous Weeklings! episodes here.