09/17/2013 10:33 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Weeklings! : The 7 Deadly Facebook Sins (VIDEO)

Sometimes Facebook makes you feel more connected than ever to your friends and family, and sometimes it makes you want to remove yourself from your own personal timeline.

Today, as a public service, I'm counting down the seven types of Facebook statuses that I hate most. Let's retire these once and for all.

Oh, and here's the unlisted #8: announcing that you're leaving Facebook. You think you sound like Dave Chappelle in '04, but you actually sound like David Caruso in '94.


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