12/20/2013 09:11 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Weeklings! : How to Survive a Straight Christmas Party (VIDEO)

Christmas is here, and that means it's time for wonderful things like Grinch worship and festive Mariah jams. However, it also means something scary: heterosexual holiday parties. Are you crying yet?

In this edition of Weeklings!, I tell you how to survive a straight Christmas party without hiding in the chimney. Merry homosexuality to you and yours.


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