10/21/2009 04:49 pm ET Updated Jul 04, 2011

"Ryan Seacrest Superhero" Newswitness News (Video)

If you've ever watched Fox News (or CBS) and muttered to yourself, "Hey, a monkey could do a better job of delivering the news" well you're about to get what you asked for.

Inspired by The Daily Show, SNL, and Alf we are proud to present Newswitness News -- the only two minute news show about politics and pop culture that's hosted by a monkey. A fucking smart monkey.

This episode of Newswitness News features insightful commentary on Ryan Seacrest, CNN, and poor people.