YOU THE READERS GET TO VOTE AND DECIDE THE OVERALL WINNER!
(Photo courtesy www.thinkprogress.org)
This photograph of George Bush with Karl Rove's top aide Susan Ralston - who has just been forced to resign over the Abramoff scandal - obviously inspired HuffPosters. Some of the entries show intricate appreciation of the machinations of the Bush-Rove White House. Other entries imagine a more articulate President than we are accustomed to hearing. And some imply a President with a great interest in "congress"...
The 20 finalists are listed here in purely chronological order. Numbered from 01 to 20. There is no implicit or explicit import to the sequence in which they appear.
Under each submission is the name of the person who submitted it.
It's simple. Look at all the entries - and then cast your vote!
Just post your vote as a comment. Simply vote for the Entry number you think the best. Please vote just once and for one entry only.
The poll is open till midnight (Pacific Time) on Monday night (October 16th)
Then the votes will be counted and the winner declared on Tuesday morning.
(This time the vote count will be supervised by a Mr. Ken Blackwell from Ohio.)
No purchase necessary.
Void where prohibited.
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(Remember - vote for just one entry. Submit the entry number (01-20) on a comment to this post.)
Are you a little horny?
If I press hard here, maybe that hideous Alien thingy won't pop out.
Mr. Bush! Is that a subpoena in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Bush: ...and that's when she realized that her Leader was actually a worthless cardboard cutout figure.
Susan Ralston seals the deal on her new '86 Chevy Impala with #1 salesman at our Midland TX Chevy Used Car Dealership, W. Bush!
Look! When I rub his belly he smiles!
Just call it a late gift for Fitzmas
After receiving an IM from Linda Tripp, Karl Rove rushed Ralston's grey suit to the White House Special Drycleaner.
The Buck Stops Whore
One down. One to go!
Bush: I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney come in here right this minute.
Bush: President Bush and Karl Rove aide Susan Ralston partake in that time-honored Washington tradition, the Greasing of the Palms
Special Ass isn' it to the President
Devil with a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress. Devil with a blue dress on...
Like I was telling Denny the other day, the butt stops here... heh, heh, heh.
Susie: Mr. President, you are hurting my hand.
Bush: Then let go of the damn tickets.
I'm so glad you like my YELLOW tie. It is an award from the VFW for my service in the Vietnam war.
"She did not want to be a distraction to the White House at such an important time and so we have accepted her resignation. We support her decision and consider the matter closed."
[This was the actual White House statement about Ralston's departure. The contest entrant who submitted this states: "It says it all. Nothing's funnier than real life.]
Bush: "Are you a little horny?"
Ralston: "Oh, me so horny."
Butthead (off camera): "Cool."
Bush: "I shake your hand good long time."
If Laura comes in, get back under the desk...and next time...no blue dress!