03/24/2011 01:07 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Theater: John Leguizamo Klowns Around

GHETTO KLOWN *** out of ****

If you've ever seen John Leguizamo's one-man shows, you probably walked away with one burning question. Why isn't this talented, sexy, funny, charming, magnetic guy a bigger star? Or at least on Dancing With The Stars? (Every show features a healthy dose of Leguizamo as a dancing fool.)

He gives the answer in the enjoyable new show, Ghetto Klown. Previous shows -- Mambo Mouth, Spic-O-Rama, Freak, and Sexaholic...A Love Story -- showed us Leguizamo's childhood, his family and friends, his world. Ghetto Klown certainly includes plenty of return visits from his family and friends (and making peace with his father). But it's essentially his creative biography. We watch Leguizamo goofing around on the streets and getting arrested when he commandeers a subway train PA system to do a stand-up routine. A wise school-teacher sends him to acting class and before you know it, Leguizamo is studying under Lee Strasberg.

The heart of the show is Leguizamo's up-and-down love affair with acting as he struggles to turn minor bit parts into something interesting and maybe graduate from drug dealer to an actual character. He gets all Method-y on the set of Miami Vice, butts heads with Steven Seagal and Kurt Russell on Executive Decision and in the funniest moment drives Al Pacino nuts during Carlito's Way. This clip about the show has a few choice curse words and is NSFW.

All of Leguizamo's characters are presented with affection, even a best buddy who breaks with him after 30 years of friendship over business. The same is true for the stars Leguizamo skewers. Certainly Seagal won't be pleased. But when smoking pot with Kurt Russell or getting into a tussle with Patrick Swayze on To Wong Foo..., Leguizamo invariably takes himself to task more than anyone else and often let's them share advice he would be smart to take. Sensitive celebrities might take offense, but that would be their mistake. Fans of Leguizamo will enjoy hearing the latest chapter of his life, especially one that fills in the blanks on his career and doesn't mine the same territory he'd probably exhausted by the time of Sexaholic. Newcomers can get a good introduction, though the show doesn't bite as deeply as his best work.

So why isn't Leguizamo a bigger star? Lots of reasons. It was hard to get interesting roles as a Latino (he was always going up against Jimmy Smits, Benecio Del Toro and a handful of others). Leguizamo took a long time to learn how to work the system to improve his part without annoying others. He had authority issues (thanks Dad) that made him butt heads rather than being smart. And he had a lot of growing up to do.

The show ends with Leguizamo in a strong relationship (not to mention with a painfully funny phone sex anecdote) and a new revelation. His one-man shows always seemed like a refuge, something he would turn to when he became frustrated with the lack of success in movies or TV. But the light bulb has gone off for him: with his particular gifts, live theater isn't just an escape, a release from the grind of his "real" career as a movie star. On stage, sharing his life? That's exactly where John Leguizamo belongs.

THE 2010-2011 THEATER SEASON (ratings on a four star system)

Angels in America revival at Signature *** out of ****
Beautiful Burnout at St. Ann's Warehouse **
Blood From A Stone ** 1/2
The Broadway Musicals Of 1921 at Town Hall ***
Devil Boys From Beyond **
The Diary Of A Madman with Geoffrey Rush at BAM ***
Driving Miss Daisy **
Elf *
Elling **
A Free Man Of Color ** 1/2
Gatz ***
Ghetto Klown ***
Good People with Frances McDormand **
The Grand Manner **
The Great Game ***
Gruesome Playground Injuries ***
The Hallway Trilogy: Nursing **
The Hallway Trilogy: Paraffin ***
The Hallway Trilogy: Rose ***
The Importance Of Being Earnest ** 1/2
The Interminable Suicide Of Gregory Church *** 1/2
John Gabriel Borkman * 1/2
La Bete ** 1/2
Les Miserables ***
Lombardi **
The Merchant Of Venice *** 1/2
Middletown ***
The Milk Train Doesn't Stop Here Anymore *
Mistakes Were Made ** 1/2
Nixon In China *** 1/2
The New York Idea **
The Nightingale and Other Short Fables at BAM ***
Other Desert Cities **
Our Town with Helen Hunt ***
The Pee-wee Herman Show ***
The Road To Qatar *
Room ***
The Scottsboro Boys ****
Small Craft Warnings zero stars
Three Sisters (w Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard) *** 1/2
Timon Of Athens at Public with Richard Thomas ***
The Whipping Man **
Wings **
Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown **


Blood Ties ***
Fellowship * 1/2
Fingers and Toes ** 1/2
Frog Kiss *** 1/2
The Great Unknown ** 1/2
Nighttime Traffic **
Our Country *
PopArt *
Shine! The Horatio Alger Musical ** 1/2
Show Choir **
Tess: The New Musical **
Trav'lin' ***
Without You *** 1/2

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Note: Michael Giltz was provided with tickets to the show with the understanding that he would be writing a review.