02/15/2013 08:34 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Home Movies Are Socialist

Since the days of Bob Saget's socialist experiment America's Funniest Home Videos, The American Family has been exploiting the paths of mass media in order to overthrow the entertainment industry's capitalist regime. The American Family, or TAF as the collective prefers, freely borrows from Hollywood to create their own Marxist representations of motion picture entertainment, which TAF calls "home movies." These works promote a classless and moneyless social order structured upon the common ownership and production of film, distributed to the masses through YouTube. Any coincidence that YouTube's icon is red?

Our dregs illustrate the most extreme counter-capitalist measures that The American Family has produced in pursuit of their socialist film empire. Witness the horror and band together with us as we blacklist The American Family from appearing in our homes!

Indiana Jones:

All Horror Movies:

Lord of the Rings:


Pirates of the Caribbean: