Mr. Palestine? Oh, Please!
The cover is real. (It's not The Onion.) The stickies, however, are mine.
And while we contemplate nonsensical stories highlighting a hesitant president's non-function in a non-summit, let's not overlook the real choreographer here, and the "instrumental role" Mr. Palestine's "It Girl" played while Iraq burned.
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