You met the love of your life. (Again) Time to text. But what?
"How are you?"
"Nice to meet you?"
Yes, show them you have the personality of a Kansas zip code.
You start typing and... BRAIN FART! You can't think of anything clever! You're as nervous as Paris Hilton on Jeopardy. You're shaking like a martini. You get "texter's block." You don't know what to do.
Relax, here are my top ten flirty text messages you can send to your future ex-wife or husband. Not all of these funny text messages are instant, out-of-the-box, copy-paste-and-send creatures -- you'll have to modify them to your situation. But even if you can't use them as is (or at all) they'll help ignite ideas.
Whether you're texting a girl or a guy, always be mindful of how they're feeling about you. At the risk of stating the obvious, you shouldn't send a flirty text to somebody who's demonstrably lukewarm to you. They'll shut you down faster than a unionized WalMart.
The 10 best flirty texts below are taken from my private collection (yes, I collect them the way other people collect stamps) and they're intended for people who are so hot for you they can hear the hiss when they think of you.
- You: Stop!
Likely Reply: Stop what?
You: Stop thinking about me. See, you're doing it... right... now.
Likely Reply: ???
You: You make me harder than algebra.