Egypt continues to be in a holding pattern while it waits for General Sisi, the Minister of Defense who is widely viewed as the solution to all that ails Egypt, to announce that he will run for president. There are few who doubt that he will, and he has reportedly put a campaign team together behind the scenes, but for some unknown reason he has yet to formally throw his hat into the ring. Egyptians are getting antsy.
In the meantime, the government is trying to create the appearance of activity by making various moves of its own. It reconstituted the Supreme Council of the Armed Forces to make the Minister of Defense--yes, said Sisi--its head, instead of the president. The government said the move was to bring the SCAF in line with the new constitution, but commentators in the media said that is not, in fact, the case.
This isn't the only instance of disconnect between the government's interpretation of the constitution and the transitional roadmap and that of the media and punditry; the government also reads the timeline for elections in an entirely different manner than most of the rest of the country. Which leaves Egyptians knowing nothing, really. At the end of the day, the only analysis that matters is that of the Presidency, since the President is the one calling the shots on all of this. We're all still waiting to hear exactly what he thinks.
As if throwing innocent journalists in jail (#FreeAJStaff) doesn't make Egypt look weak enough, things got downright silly last week with the AIDS Kofta scandal. For those of you who missed it, an army general claimed to have invented a wand that could detect AIDS and Hepatitis C from a significant distance, as well as inventing a 100 percent effective cure that involves drawing blood from the patient, breaking down the disease and returning it in a purified form.
"I will take the AIDS from the patient and I will nourish the patient on the AIDS treatment," the army general said. "I will give it to him like a skewer of kofta to nourish him." Kofta is a kebab made of ground meat.
What was most amazing was not that a senior official went on television and made such a ludicrous claim, but that a huge portion of the country believed him and attacked anyone who dared question the veracity of what he was saying. The President's own scientific advisor was subject to a raft of insults when he suggested the general's assertions were not true.
We continue to furnish the house at a snail's pace, but took what was for us a giant leap forward by acquiring a bed for the spare bedroom in preparation for our second houseguest, my friend @cacurtis. We spent a long and excruciating day at Egypt's first Ikea and, in the end, had to leave before we'd bought half of what we needed so we'd be home before X was due to be dropped off from a playdate and our new mattress was to be delivered. Still, we managed to get a bed, some bedding, and a dish rack. Only took us about three hours. Eventually we'll have to go back, but I'm dreading it. That place is like the Bermuda Triangle. Once you go in you never know if and when you'll finally get out.
We keep trying to join the gym, but it is as complicated as anything here. They don't take credit cards or checks. We have to pay all in one installment. The ATMs never have enough cash for me to pull out the whole amount and I haven't been able to remember to go to the cash machine two days running to get the money together.
Actually, it's even more complicated than that. Most of our money here is in a dollar account and I have to email or go to the bank in person to have it transferred into the Egyptian Pound account. You can't say hello to a teller at the bank without waiting at least half an hour, so I try to make my trips over there few and far between. It always turns out, though, that when I want to pull money out of the bank, I haven't transferred enough over to the Egyptian Pound account, and it won't convert automatically, even if there's enough money to cover the transaction in my USD account. And on the weekends, when I usually think of this stuff, there's no one to email because round-the-clock banking has yet to arrive in Egypt.
Finally this week I budgeted enough time to swing by the bank on my way to the gym--which is in the community center I've written about in the past--and, of course, their systems were down. I ended up paying the extortionate day fee just to run on the treadmill. And then we all got sick and the gym lost its appeal. I still can't breathe through the congestion. And I'm still not a member of the gym.
Tomorrow is @cacurtis' last full day with us. We're planning on renting a felucca in the morning and, in the evening watching the sunset over the Nile in a downtown bar and having dinner at Sequoia, an open-air, river-front restaurant in Zamalek. Maddening though it may be, Cairo is a stunning city.