best tweets from women
"Going over to my best friend's house for dinner and asked if I could bring anything and she said 'yeah dinner.'"
"Going to rock bottom do you guys need anything."
"The only thing men bring to the table is the audacity"
"The human body is 70% La Croix."
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite spatula now."
"NEVER READ THE COMMENTS would make a great tattoo."
Welcome to 2018.
'Tis the season to be jolly.
Time for a laugh.
LOLs for the holidays.