If you're the type to hate gorgeous ocean views and jaw-dropping sunsets...
-- Kelsey Blodget, Oyster.com
1. The Ocean Views Are Really Unimpressive.
2. Who Would Even Want to Look at That?
3. It's An Awful Spot for a Romantic Getaway.
4. And the Sunsets are Especially Hideous.
5. The Wildlife is Nothing Special.
6. You Probably Won't See Anything Cool.
7. Definitely Not Any Exotic Birds.
9. The Butterflies are Nothing to Get Excited About.
10. The Flowers Are Kind of Meh.
11. The Rainforest is Not Lush at All.
12. And Can You Even Call this a Beach?
13. The Volcanoes Are Not Majestic.
14. The Hot Springs Aren't Relaxing.
15. Even The Monkeys Are Ugly.
16. There is Nowhere Cool to Stay.
17. You Call This Luxury?
18. Just Don't Blame Us If You Loathe it, OK?
19. We Hate to Say We Told You So.
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