07/04/2012 07:13 am ET Updated Sep 03, 2012

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Should Head To These Divorce Getaways (PHOTOS)

News broke last week that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are headed to Splitsville. Whispers of Scientology schooling for Suri and Cruise's sexual preference are swirling around the couple's split, but we here at Oyster are focused more on the duo's recuperation than the he-said-she-said of it all.

A divorcee getaway is in order here, the sooner the better.

Here is a selection of place that Tom and Kate can head if they want to lay low and lick their wounds. These places are quiet, removed the spotlight and decidedly not paparazzi-friendly. Who knows, these beautiful stars might even meet somebody new while hanging out in the hotel bar. Of course, that will only happen if they have not, in fact, lost that loving feeling.

--Kristina Fazzalaro,

The Perfect Divorcee Getaways for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes