Bachmann, Rep. Michele
•AmeriCorps, a program recently attacked by as "re-education camps for young people ... as a parent, I would have a very, very difficult time seeing my children do this," is -- hah! -- joined by the son of
•mere reporting of Harrison Bachmann's joining AmeriCorps is disingenuously attacked by as "a hit piece on one of my kids!"
•new career of as Elvis impersonator
Bush, George W.
•conservative economist Bruce Bartlett places blame for current economic crisis squarely on
•contempt of for White House insiders who went on to write tell-all memoirs is apparently being withheld by from self
Clinton, Secretary of State Hillary
•misunderstood Congolese student receives inappropriate tongue-lashing from
•Disney Channel declines to comment on slutty Teen Choice Awards performance by
•Christmas album is being recorded by
•imminent admission by that, despite a year of absurd denials by, a DNA test shows that Rielle Hunter's baby bears an uncanny resemblance to because -- duh! -- she was fathered by
•unrepentant comparison by of Abu Ghraib abuse to what "happens at colleges and dorm rooms or whatever here in the U.S. all the time"
•genuinely funny song about
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