10/21/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

This Preposterous Week In Review!

Obama's placenta, according to the Onion, is demanded by

ArmorGroup North America
• State Department personnel stationed in Kabul who are guarded by Animal House-emulating employees of will not be reassured by these photos

Bachmann, Representative Michele

• one hates to pay another nanosecond of attention to, but who can ignore this clarion call by to fellow anti-health-care nuts to "slit our wrists"

Bartiromo, Maria

• a 44-year-old Congressman is asked by why he doesn't have Medicare coverage if he thinks it's so great, to which he responds, "Because I'm not 65," and somehow manages not to add, "Duh!"

Bauer, Lieut. Governor Andre

denial of gayness by does nothing to halt the spread of rumors about the gayness of, which are rumored to have been spread by the man who would be succeeded by

Beck, Glenn

• one hates to pay another nanosecond of attention to, but who can ignore this spot-on Dan Quayle impersonation by

Blob, The

• remake of will feature a new kind of blob because, according to director Rob Zombie, "that gigantic Jello-looking thing might have been scary to audiences in the 1950s, but people would laugh now"

Buchanan, Pat

• inability of to stop defending Hitler

Cheney, Dick

"the hell" is offended "out of" by the Obama Administration's brazen intention to launch a torture investigation instead of bowing down and shouting hosannas to for saving the country by breaking laws
• "interrogation" of by Chris Wallace is compared by Andrew Sullivan to "a teenage girl interviewing the Jonas Brothers," and then David Letterman weighs in
zeal of the Washington Post -- and especially its egregious David Broder -- to keep carrying water for, though the New York Times refuses

Cheney, Liz

• disregard of for the truth is clearly genetic

For more, including the latest obnoxiousness from Larry King, Donald Trump, Geraldo Rivera, and, of course, Sarah Palin, click here.