09/29/2015 05:08 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

If Casual Sex Were a Music Festival Poster

By Matt Shirley
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Casual sex isn't usually something you want to advertise. In theory it sounds awesome but if you really take a good hard look at it after the fact and start listing all of your thoughts and feelings, it gets pretty messy. So let's do that! This is what casual sex would look like if it were advertised as a music festival concert poster.


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