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12/19/2014 10:56 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

What Your Favorite Cocktail Says About You

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Ever wonder what your drink order says about your personality? Here's our highly scientific assessment.

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Dirty Martini
You look great in stilettos and know how to casually say the F-word. You probably had a Brazilian wax earlier in the day.

Related: How Not To Mess Up A Dirty Martini

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Rum and Coke
This is your first time at a bar--ever.

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Cosmo
You are wearing Nine West boots and a shrug and you LOVE your career except that it's SO CHALLENGING and WILL YOU EVER MEET A MAN?

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Malibu Bay Breeze
You heart Jimmy Buffett.

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Gin and Tonic
You secretly wish you'd ordered a Malibu Bay Breeze.

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Pimm's Cup
You like Downton Abbey, Stephen Fry and using the word "knackered" unnecessarily.

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Margarita
Wooooooooo. Friiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaayyy.

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Old-Fashioned
Your most prized possessions are your Pendleton sweater and antique almanac collection.

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Vodka Soda
Your jeans have rhinestones on the butt.

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Negroni
You really enjoyed your internship at the Paris Review but now it's time to buckle down and study for the LSATs.

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