08/27/2012 04:11 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Honey Badger Party Announcement -- Tuesday: Roosevelt Bldg.


It's like, so f****ing early on a dreary, rainy Tampa Monday morning, I can't believe I'm awake. But it's the passion of it all. It's the stories and dreams of finding new resources to use as energy. It reminds us all we are still a nation of free thinkers and have so far, come up with pretty amazing s**t! But I am not surprised how this Weather Issac is acting up and playing reindeer games. Quite simply, Mother Nature is sending us her message -- which rings louder than my obnoxious aunt every year at seder!

Tuesday, 8/28/12: I will be holding a 6pm-8pm ET -- which will be streaming LIVE (check: honeybadger2012 for details) press conference to announce The Honey Badger Party; with extremely intelligent chaps from EcoBuild Systems: Bryan Roberts and Rudy Arnauts; at the Roosevelt = 1812 N. 15th Street, Ybor City FL (33605). We will be located right in between 7th & 8th Avenues; at the beginning of "the strip" of Tampa's entertainment district (recently named of the of our nation's 10 best streets! The fab trolleys stop just 30 feet outside the front door! It's a mere 7 stops away from the convention center -- where the RNC is taking place! So why not visit me, then go to the RNC? FYI -- we have an after party featuring outrageous live music; plus, I'll be signing books -- what more could you want? And yes... I am very cereal about this -- make no mistakes about it!

The space of the Roosevelt is an ongoing evolving demonstration model of urban sustainability. Currently they are about to enter the next phase with a planned rooftop garden which will showcase various methods of urban farming and an installation of the proprietary Cordis waste 2 energy system developed by the company.

I'm here because I believe the time has come for the 99%, those who work sometimes up to three different jobs just to make ends meet -- and that means a government that actually pays attention to them while protecting animals as well as our planet. The more oil drilling, fracking and nuclear power plant building we do; the more we hurt Earth! Duh -- Hello? I mean, I'm just as serious about campaigning for the Honey Badger Party in '12, than Bush Jr. was, before he left, and he advised we find ways to colonize the moon!

Honey Badger 2012 will focus on new energy systems, prolonging the lives of wonderful species, including our own. To do this, we must first protect our planet and show the rest of the world we do not need to steal, deal or spend lives in order to manage energy systems. New sources created by Americans will make us stronger and clearly... so badass and nasty!

Do not be afraid to write in your vote for Honey Badger. It will confuse government. Even if we get some votes, it sends the message, "hey! We've had enough!" And indeed, I truly believe, lovers, we have had enough. Why vote conventionally when you have the freedom to vote for whomever or whatever you want! Why, even little Tommy Jefferson wrote all about it!

So here I am, only weeks removed from covering a Dogs for the Deaf event in Hollywood and a cats' fashion show at the Algonquin and now? The fearless, crazy nastyass animal for president -- because you should take what you want, after all... they have!

Randall =)