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05/06/2009 02:51 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

The Interview Idiot HALL OF FAME

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There is no way to consistently identify truly outstanding job candidates from a single interview. But you can certainly sniff out the bad ones.

Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the 100 largest corporations were asked to describe their worst experience interviewing prospective employees. Here are some of the highlights*:

Most Unusual Experience
  • Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time
  • Candidate fell and broke arm during interview
  • Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and French fries in the interviewer's office
  • Candidate said he never finished high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico
  • Balding candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a headpiece
  • Candidate dozed off during the interview
Most Unusual Questions Asked
  • "What is it that you people do at this company?"
  • "Do I have to dress for the next interview?"
  • "Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?"
  • "Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?"
  • "Why am I here?"
Most Unusual Statements Made
  • "I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement."
  • "I am fascinated by fire."
  • "I know who is responsible for most of my troubles."
  • "If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival."
  • "My legs are really hairy."
  • "I think I'm going to throw up."
Source: Steve Kerr

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