THE BLOG
06/29/2016 06:02 pm ET Updated Jun 30, 2017

Trump and One World

WOLF SPRITZER
Welcome back to Broken News, Mr. Trump. But let's get started. Your comments on One World have been widely publicized. Tell us what you think in a few words.

TRUMP
I love it.

WOLF
You love it?

TRUMP
The Trump World Tower? I love it.

WOLF
No, Mr. Trump, I mean your comments on One World-ism.

TRUMP
I hate it!

WOLF
Why.

TRUMP
The Chinese are spending all my money. Blame Hillary and her Chinese backers.

WOLF
You also say you want to leave the North American Trade Organization.

TRUMP
You mean Nafka?

WOLF
Forgive me, but I think "nafka" is a Yiddish word for a promiscuous woman. You mean Nafta, don't you?

TRUMP
All right, Nafta, Nafka, whatever it is. Let's get out right away.

WOLF
Why is that?

TRUMP
Well, except for my thirteen golf courses in Scotland, I don't do business with England any more. And Scotland won't stay with them either either if I get my way.

WOLF
You hate all of them?

TRUMP
One exception. That Mayor of London--what's his name?

WOLF
Boris Johnson.

TRUMP
That one. Well, aside from Boris Johnson, who copied my hair style, I don't like any of them English.

WOLF
And for that reason you would withdraw from world trade altogether.

TRUMP
Not just that. Also to develop lower prices, more jobs, and a stronger economy.

WOLF
The US Chamber of Commerce says withdrawing will create fewer higher prices, fewer jobs, and a weaker economy. We've already lost 66,000 health jobs.

TRUMP
See? That's why I'm moving my businesses to Mexico. They wouldn't build my wall. Now let them suffer the business losses.