08/23/2009 03:57 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Psychedelic Relic (VIDEO)

We had a party in honor of Woodstock's 40th anniversary. It was a great event. Thousands of psychedelic relics, rolling their own...oxygen tanks. The Jefferson Facelift played. There was a loitering contest. I dressed completely in hemp, because it IS more comfortable than cotton. And I've never had a pair of pants that stayed lit that long. But no nudity, unless you count baldness. And no theme song. So I ripped off my clothes and wrote this song...