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01/28/2015 12:14 pm ET Updated Mar 29, 2015

Campaign Slogans for GOP Presidential Hopefuls

Sarah Palin -- You think I sound goofy? Like the dog? Then you're a bad American.

Chris Christie -- Yeah, I'm running; you got a problem with that?

Mike Huckabee -- Fatter than Jeb, thinner than Christie.

Ben Carson -- If Herman Cain can do it -- never mind.

Michelle Bachmann -- Just for laughs.

Rand Paul -- Pot yes, healthcare no.

Donald Trump -- April fool!

Mitt Romney -- The GOP's Adlai Stevenson

Marco Rubio -- President? No sweat!

Lindsey Graham -- The closeted voter's choice.