05/16/2014 05:24 pm ET Updated Jul 16, 2014

If Fox News Hosts Wrote Autobiographies

Loud and Wrong All Day Long, by Eric Bolling

Be Blonde, Be Quiet, Make a Million, by Dana Perino

Of Course I'm a Liberal, That's Why I'm at Fox News, by Bob Beckel

Did I Mention I'm Not Feeling Well? by Don Imus

Of Course I'm a Liberal... Part II, by Alan Colmes

My Life as a Black Host at Fox News, by TBA

Huh? by Brian Kilmeade

You're the Best, by Bill O' Reilly as told to his mirror

Nice New Studio, Still Goofy by Shepard Smith

Wow! I'm Still on the Air! by Sean Hannity