12/26/2012 04:07 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

2013 Predictions from Disalmanac (VIDEO)

We all want to know: What will happen in 2013? Will there finally be jet packs and flying cars? Or are we due for another stupid, half-assed apocalypse based on some ancient civilization's rudimentary calendar technology?

The Disalmanacarian from @Disalmanac has the surprising answers in the latest edition of Ask Disalmanac. Watch now!