11/21/2013 12:45 pm ET Updated Jan 25, 2014

What Is Thanksgiving? (VIDEO)

Some people have NO idea what Thanksgiving is, the poor dopes. Is it a type of freshwater fish? Is it a village in Lithuania?

Well, don't worry -- Disalmanac has ALL the fact-like facts about this great American tradition:

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