GOP Logic: These 9 New Laws of Reality Explain Everything

Wake up, Aristotle, logic is over! Now we have GOP Logic, and it explains everything. Just learn these nine new laws, and all will become clear.
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I'm so tired of liberals complaining that conservative policies are illogical.

Of course they're illogical.

Wake up, Aristotle, logic is over! Now we have GOP Logic, and it explains everything. Just learn these nine new laws, and all will become clear.

1. If a Republican uses government to push people around, he's a 'masculine guy's guy...'

GOP Logic: The 9 New Laws that Explain Everything

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