THE BLOG
05/31/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Mexico's New Tourism Slogans

  • Get Away From It All, Sooner Than You Think
  • Black Velvet Surgical Masks for Everyone!
  • Spain Got It On Its Own, So What Have You Got to Lose?
  • Roam Our Beautiful, Empty Streets!
  • World Health Organization: Level Five; Our Travel Bargains: Number One!
  • In a Few Months, No One Will Know the Difference
  • (Insert your favorite "I Went to Mexico and All I Got Was This Lousy Influenza Virus T-Shirt" joke here)
  • First Ten Visitors Get a Free Pyramid!
  • Our Water Is Now the Least of Your Worries
  • Joe Biden and Nicolas Sarkozy Are Big Pussies