12/20/2008 04:31 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

A Naughty Little Parody

Santa baby I must admit that you were a dear last year

But December is here

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby that Cadillac is falling apart, won't start

A gulf stream five would be smart

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Though the yacht was rather chic, now it's really shot

Last week it sprang a leak

Now don't get mad, just hold your breath

Buy me the queen Mary Two

Santa baby that sable's really not in the pink, just think

How I'd look in white mink (at Oprah's)

(with all the other billionaires)

Santa darling, I need some land

So please be my host to most

Of Montecito coast

Santa baby and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, how a bout a lead in a show - Ho Ho

A little series for me

Oh please, at ABC, CBS, NBC . . . or HBO

Bring a nice big Christmas box

But this year, please, no stocks

And please trim my tree this Yule

With one large pear shaped precious jewel

Santa Baby for every little trinket you give, I'll be

So appreciative

Santa baby, and fill up all my stockings with gold

(There's only 4 shopping days left at Tiffany's till Christmas)