10/20/2008 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Punxsutawney Bush Sees Shadow: Experts Predict At Least Six More Weeks Of Hell

(Picture) President Bush being held up by VP Dick Cheney in The Rose Garden

President Bush, who has been hibernating over the past months - either to keep from ruining John McCain's presidential chances or so that he won't royally botch up something else - emerged from the White House yesterday to comment on the broken economy announcing that "The American people can be sure we will continue to act to strengthen and stabilize our financial markets and improve investor confidence."

He then appeared to see his shadow, READ THE HARROWING STORY OF THE DIRE FORECAST HERE

Award-winning TV writer, Steve Young, is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" ( and blogs at the appropriately named