05/03/2009 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Strippers Turn To Anchoring at Fox News to Fight Economic Hardships

2009-04-02-StrripClubNews.jpgWith the economic downturn, people have been willing to do almost anything to put food on the table, including working at Fox News..

"I was happy stripping at Skanks," said exotic dancer, Trixie McRove, "but when the tips, and customers, started shrinking, I had to look for something else to pay the rent. That's when I heard about Fox News holding a job fair down at Munchies."

"We figure that a lot of our demographic - 67 and over white males - frequent these gentleman relief centers,"said one FOX human resources VP. "There's an untapped talent pool at these clubs and we plan to tap it for all it's worth. And then we might even hire them. No...but I'm serious"

With Bill O'Reilly making it part of his contract, for the most part, Fox is looking for blondes.

"Unless you work at they want you to be blonde," said Trixie McRove. "But I don't know how READ THE REST OF THE HOT, STEAMY, SEXUALY CONTENT HERE.

Award-winning TV writer Steve Young is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" and blogs at the appropriately-named