05/28/2016 10:16 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

You Can Be Donald Trump too


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I will ___________________.

I never said I would ____________________.

I only suggested that I would ____________________________.

I only answered someone who asked if I would ___________________________.

I said I had heard that there were some who said ___________________________ and a lot of people believe it.

Certainly it might be something that should be looked into but I don't know enough about ______________to say one way or the other.

I have a number of investigators looking into the possibility that _____________________________.

Believe me. There's a ton of information that a lot of people will not be happy to hear about _____________________..

In any event, call me Don.

Steve Young is the author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful, Mistakes, Adversity, Failure and Other Steppingstones to Success" (