10/24/2008 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Breaking News: Obama is Not African-American

In a campaign loaded with unusual attacks, I'd thought that the smeariest had to be the suggestion that Obama is the anti-Christ. I'm no professional political pundit, but I just have to think that being the anti-Christ has got to cost you some votes.

(Close runner ups: Obama helped massacre Christians, wants to burn Jews, and of course is treasonous)

But we have a new contender: apparently Obama has been lying when he claims to be an African American. Seriously. Apparently, he's actually an Arab. Subtle, no?