08/01/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

The Best Michael Jackson Story Yet! This is currently running on the internet front page of The Guardian, one of London's most influential newspapers:

"Tippi Hedren Tells Jackson Tigers Of His Death"

One other Jacksonian thought. Since wherever Michael Jackson will be buried will become a circus, why not bury him somewhere in a rust belt city/town that could use an economic boom? Think of it. Fans and tourists will flock to see him from around the world. Hotels will fill up. Restaurants and stores will do a booming business. I vote for Detroit or Gary, Indiana. Look what the Baseball Hall of Fame has done for the small town of Cooperstown. Support the USA! Visit Michael's final resting place!

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