08/03/2012 03:12 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Chick-Fil-A vs. The Gays!

Boy was there some excitement over at Chick Fil A! The gays were protestin' and the Christians were eatin.' I still think the answer to all our problems is marri-aje but it seems I'll have to keep workin' on that one.

People are still torn as to who they're votin' for...but one woman thinks the Devil should run for Pres!