05/27/2014 10:15 am ET Updated Jul 24, 2014

Kim Kardashian's Wedding

It is finally here! The wedding we have all been waiting for...or dreading -- Kim Kardashian marries Kanye West in Italy! Obviously we all totally care...about every detail...that will be reported on for years. It's all truly a bit ridiculous, I mean, it's not like there's other problems happening in the world or anything. But since it seems they're the talk of the world, it's lucky for you that I spent a little time in gay Paris with Kim and couldn't help but be influenced by her;) Remember, subscribe to!