01/30/2012 11:42 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Spotlight On: Newt!

I have a new favorite candidate...Newt! America loves family values and Newt's got 'em in spades! At least in my opinion. Some Americans weren't as fond of him but I think they're just confused. A man who marries three women obviously loves the institution of marriage so much he keeps doin' it. Who knows, maybe I'm next! Here's hopin':)