08/24/2012 03:51 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Stephen Colbert, Will You Be My Boyfriend (at the RNC)? (Video)

My ode to my hero, the conservative star, Stephen Colbert! Since I'm headed to Tampa for the RNC convention, I figured I would see if he was available. A girl can try, can't she? We'll be surrounded by the great Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and so many more. I hear Michelle Bachmann's going to be there too. I can't wait!